I think I'm going to change profession. I realize I have talents in amusing people as well as myself and I'm pretty sure I have much to offer in the “joke” business.
Evidence 1
I was composing an email to my coauthor discussing our paper.
...."There is a stop condom in Exon 20 of the amino acid sequence."..... (Erratum: should be codon)
What was on my mind? I don't think my lab has changed its research field. And if so, I don't think science has progressed that fast in discovering the presence of condoms in human proteins. The worse bit is the recipient of this email, my coauthor is a conservative guy! All right now he must be thinking I was flirting with him. Argh, no way!
Evidence 2
NK: How old is that guy?
Me: He said he's 34.
NK: He doesn't look that young. He looks like he's 40yo.
Me: Well, could be his moustache making him looks older.
NK: Oh yeah, that makes me look older than you too.
Me: Glad that you realize this. See, that's why I don't have one. *grin*
Evidence 3
I like blathering with some people who can take my corny/crap jokes and not being offended.
DV: Hey why are you so tough to me today? (I was insulting him on purpose)
Me: I’m just being honest ok.
DV: Sounds like a little b*tch today. *wink*
Me: Oh, I would like to be one, but unfortunately I’m not.
DV: Why?
Me: Coz a b*tch will not talk to a b#stard. *lol*
Evidence 4
I have some Greek friends. I’ve been trying to learn some Greek from them. Free linguistic class, heh. I managed to learn some and was trying to impress TF.
Me: How do you do, malaka?
TF: I beg your pardon?!
Me: How are you, malaka?
TF: Why did you call me this?
Me: I learnt this Greek word from your friend. It means buddy right? *innocent look*
TF: Okay, next time you can call him this but just call me TF or buddy in English will really do.
Hint: If you’re as curious as me, you can find the answer here. Just use the “Find on this page” tool of your browser for ‘malaka’.
I’m actually having my evidence list expanding. Now, don’t you agree that I’m a talented joker? *teehee*
Life’s already pretty tough sometimes. Some jokes and amusing dialogues or little “dramas” do brighten up our days a lot. Sometimes I crack silly jokes to my friends when they forget to bring their grins with them. And I even do this to myself at times when I feel that I really need to get my facial muscles work.
Oh, one thing you have to bear in mind is not everyone can be a good joker. You need to know 2 basic rules to become one. Make sure you choose the right target group and please try to be more creative than me, ok. *lol*
♥ every page of my imagination
